Post by Dale on Mar 30, 2010 11:22:33 GMT -5
Ep 3
Video of last weeks highlights are capped off with HBK telling Triple H that he is the guest referee for Triple H’s title match. Dark music…blurred video edges… The Big Show applies the COLOSSAL CLUTCH!!! HE HAS IT ON…WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Shawn Michaels calls for the bell! Dark music sound… Triple H snaps! He goes under the ring…SLEDGE HAMMER! Show takes off through the crowd…Hunter heads to the locker room!
We are live! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are your hosts!
Cole: Welcome back to WWU Mayhem ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we expect answers to a lot of question. One of the questions will be to determine the first ever WWU Tag Team Champions.
Lawler: Yeah but the real question we are all looking forward to is what is going to happen tonight when HBK & Triple H get face to face!
Cole: That will be coming up later tonight…but right now we have our opening contest!
Swagger & CM Punk vs The Hart Dynasty w/ Bret Hart & Natalya
Harts take control early on..dominant double team attacks give them the edge as The Hitman barks out instructions. DH Smith is in…hits Punk with a stiff clothesline…Punk is up…he hits him with another…Punk is up again…PULLS THE REF into a third clothesline attempt! He goes down hard! Tyson comes in and gets a roll-up…NO REF! He releases and goes to the referee…Punk from behind…hits the Go to Sleep! Tags Swagger…he nails a running knee lift! Cover…1…2…3!
Winners: Swagger & CM Punk Time: 16:15 **1/2
John Cena stretches out backstage. The camera pulls back to reveal an observer...The Big Show. Cena looks over his shoulder and smiles. He rises off the floor and faces his adversary.
Show: You know something Cena, you're starting to get on my nerves. That's bad.
Cena: If you think I'm on your nerves now imagine when I take that belt from you.
Show: That's never happening.
Cena: Is that right?
Show: Yeah. As a matter of fact I have a little challenge for you. I know you have Chris Jericho tonight in a contenders match, but what if I did you one better?
Cena: I'm listening.
Show: Miz has been busting my balls to have a tag match and I wouldn't mind taking a week off from defending the belt. So what say, you get a partner, any partner you want. If you pin me, next week you get a title match.
Cena: Anyone?
Show: (chuckles) Yeah...anyone.
Cena: I'll see you later...and next week.
Show: I wouldn't count on that.
WWU TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Rising Sons vs Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne
The aerialists hit numerous high spots, and the Rising Sons have close calls…DiBiase nails the Dream Street! 1…2…save is made!
Winners: DRAW Time: 25:00 ***1/2
”Here comes the money…” Shane McMahon appears in the aisle.
Shane: Great match gentlemen, but unfortunately we did not settle things. Unlike other companies…this is not something I want to drag out. The fans want to see champions crowned and so do I, so next week…in that very ring…both teams will take their talents even higher...you’ll have no choice. Next week the belts will be suspended 20 feet above the ring as you compete in a ladder match and one way or another…there will be new Tag Team Champions!
Contenders Match Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler is filling in for John Cena who has decided to take the Big Shows challenge and compete in tonight’s main event! Ziggler is hit with a Codebreaker! 1…2…he gets the ropes! Ziggler is in the walls of Jericho…Ziggler gets the ropes!!! LION TAMER!!! Ziggler….TAPS!!!
Winner: Chris Jericho Time: 6:26 ***
Commercial
“It’s time…It’s time to play the gaaaaaammme!!!!” Triple H makes his way to the ring dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. He enters and raises his mic.
HHH: About 16 years ago I had the chance to be a part of the largest, most successful company in sports entertainment. I came in green…and everyone was busy trying to stake their claim on the roster. Friends were few and far between. Then I met this guy who had just begun his rise to stardom. He could have kicked me to the curb, but he didn’t. Instead he became one of the best friends I could ever have. We started to shake things up and created a group that revolutionized this industry. DX rocked the world.
When you are that close to someone, it’s only natural that they become like family. Shawn…you know I have always considered you my brother. Like most brothers, eventually you have disagreements, arguments, and even fights. I’ve spent the last week thinking about a lot of things Shawn. A lot of history. Does the WWU Title really mean that much to you? Is it worth it to throw away everything we’ve done?
“I think I’m cute…I know I’m sexy…” Shawn appears in street clothes and enters the ring…he walks right up to Triple H. Shawn stares deep into Hunters eyes. Neither man blinks...it continues for over a minute...and then Shawn breaks the silence.
HBK: Yes!
HBK nails Triple H with the microphone and drops him! He’s tuning up the band! Triple H is up…SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
HBK stands next to a fallen Triple H and delivers the DX chop!
Commercial
Contenders match Undertaker vs Randy Orton
Randy Orton jumps the Undertaker as he enters the ring…Orton looks to RKO him through the Spanish broadcast table!!! Taker throws him off! Orton turns around…boot to the gut by the Undertaker…LAST RIDE through table! Sends Orton back into the ring…bell sounds to START the match! Taker beats on an injured Orton…sends him to the ropes…FLYING CLOTHESLINE! 1…2…3!
Winner: Undertaker Time: 10:34 ***1/2 Orton is injured.
MAIN EVENT Edge © & John Cena vs Big Show © & Miz
The Miz and Edge lock up and the battle is on! Edge sends him to the ropes…back body drop…Edge sets up for the SPEAR! Miz rolls to the floor! Cena is in…Miz is caught in a sit-out hip toss. Big Show and Cena lock up…Cena catches him with a Fisherman slam…tag is made…Edge locks in the Educator leg lock! Show is in trouble…reaches for the ropes…SAVED by Miz! Show is slow getting up…Edge from behind…ELECTRIC CHAIR!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!! The International Champion has just pinned the World Champion!
Edge stands over The Big Show holding the international belt high overhead!
Fade to black
Video of last weeks highlights are capped off with HBK telling Triple H that he is the guest referee for Triple H’s title match. Dark music…blurred video edges… The Big Show applies the COLOSSAL CLUTCH!!! HE HAS IT ON…WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Shawn Michaels calls for the bell! Dark music sound… Triple H snaps! He goes under the ring…SLEDGE HAMMER! Show takes off through the crowd…Hunter heads to the locker room!
We are live! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are your hosts!
Cole: Welcome back to WWU Mayhem ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we expect answers to a lot of question. One of the questions will be to determine the first ever WWU Tag Team Champions.
Lawler: Yeah but the real question we are all looking forward to is what is going to happen tonight when HBK & Triple H get face to face!
Cole: That will be coming up later tonight…but right now we have our opening contest!
Swagger & CM Punk vs The Hart Dynasty w/ Bret Hart & Natalya
Harts take control early on..dominant double team attacks give them the edge as The Hitman barks out instructions. DH Smith is in…hits Punk with a stiff clothesline…Punk is up…he hits him with another…Punk is up again…PULLS THE REF into a third clothesline attempt! He goes down hard! Tyson comes in and gets a roll-up…NO REF! He releases and goes to the referee…Punk from behind…hits the Go to Sleep! Tags Swagger…he nails a running knee lift! Cover…1…2…3!
Winners: Swagger & CM Punk Time: 16:15 **1/2
John Cena stretches out backstage. The camera pulls back to reveal an observer...The Big Show. Cena looks over his shoulder and smiles. He rises off the floor and faces his adversary.
Show: You know something Cena, you're starting to get on my nerves. That's bad.
Cena: If you think I'm on your nerves now imagine when I take that belt from you.
Show: That's never happening.
Cena: Is that right?
Show: Yeah. As a matter of fact I have a little challenge for you. I know you have Chris Jericho tonight in a contenders match, but what if I did you one better?
Cena: I'm listening.
Show: Miz has been busting my balls to have a tag match and I wouldn't mind taking a week off from defending the belt. So what say, you get a partner, any partner you want. If you pin me, next week you get a title match.
Cena: Anyone?
Show: (chuckles) Yeah...anyone.
Cena: I'll see you later...and next week.
Show: I wouldn't count on that.
WWU TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Rising Sons vs Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne
The aerialists hit numerous high spots, and the Rising Sons have close calls…DiBiase nails the Dream Street! 1…2…save is made!
Winners: DRAW Time: 25:00 ***1/2
”Here comes the money…” Shane McMahon appears in the aisle.
Shane: Great match gentlemen, but unfortunately we did not settle things. Unlike other companies…this is not something I want to drag out. The fans want to see champions crowned and so do I, so next week…in that very ring…both teams will take their talents even higher...you’ll have no choice. Next week the belts will be suspended 20 feet above the ring as you compete in a ladder match and one way or another…there will be new Tag Team Champions!
Contenders Match Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler is filling in for John Cena who has decided to take the Big Shows challenge and compete in tonight’s main event! Ziggler is hit with a Codebreaker! 1…2…he gets the ropes! Ziggler is in the walls of Jericho…Ziggler gets the ropes!!! LION TAMER!!! Ziggler….TAPS!!!
Winner: Chris Jericho Time: 6:26 ***
Commercial
“It’s time…It’s time to play the gaaaaaammme!!!!” Triple H makes his way to the ring dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. He enters and raises his mic.
HHH: About 16 years ago I had the chance to be a part of the largest, most successful company in sports entertainment. I came in green…and everyone was busy trying to stake their claim on the roster. Friends were few and far between. Then I met this guy who had just begun his rise to stardom. He could have kicked me to the curb, but he didn’t. Instead he became one of the best friends I could ever have. We started to shake things up and created a group that revolutionized this industry. DX rocked the world.
When you are that close to someone, it’s only natural that they become like family. Shawn…you know I have always considered you my brother. Like most brothers, eventually you have disagreements, arguments, and even fights. I’ve spent the last week thinking about a lot of things Shawn. A lot of history. Does the WWU Title really mean that much to you? Is it worth it to throw away everything we’ve done?
“I think I’m cute…I know I’m sexy…” Shawn appears in street clothes and enters the ring…he walks right up to Triple H. Shawn stares deep into Hunters eyes. Neither man blinks...it continues for over a minute...and then Shawn breaks the silence.
HBK: Yes!
HBK nails Triple H with the microphone and drops him! He’s tuning up the band! Triple H is up…SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
HBK stands next to a fallen Triple H and delivers the DX chop!
Commercial
Contenders match Undertaker vs Randy Orton
Randy Orton jumps the Undertaker as he enters the ring…Orton looks to RKO him through the Spanish broadcast table!!! Taker throws him off! Orton turns around…boot to the gut by the Undertaker…LAST RIDE through table! Sends Orton back into the ring…bell sounds to START the match! Taker beats on an injured Orton…sends him to the ropes…FLYING CLOTHESLINE! 1…2…3!
Winner: Undertaker Time: 10:34 ***1/2 Orton is injured.
MAIN EVENT Edge © & John Cena vs Big Show © & Miz
The Miz and Edge lock up and the battle is on! Edge sends him to the ropes…back body drop…Edge sets up for the SPEAR! Miz rolls to the floor! Cena is in…Miz is caught in a sit-out hip toss. Big Show and Cena lock up…Cena catches him with a Fisherman slam…tag is made…Edge locks in the Educator leg lock! Show is in trouble…reaches for the ropes…SAVED by Miz! Show is slow getting up…Edge from behind…ELECTRIC CHAIR!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!! The International Champion has just pinned the World Champion!
Edge stands over The Big Show holding the international belt high overhead!
Fade to black