Post by Dale on Apr 5, 2010 10:27:12 GMT -5
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The event starts out when Little Guido enters the ring.
Guido: “Last week when I came here I didn’t know who I was going to be facing. Mister Monty, you had the upper hand. You had the advantage. This time though I know who you are. I want a chance to prove I am better than you! I am calling you out. Come get a good old fashion New York style ass kicking…if your not too much of a pussy that is!”
“BAD TO THE BONE” screams out in the arena and Bad Ass Monty makes his way down with a smile.
Monty: “Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, seriously…is this what you want?”
Guido delivers a hard open hand slap across Monty’s face!
Crowd: Oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Monty gradually turns back to Guido…without his smile. Guido drops the mic and starts to hammer away on Monty! He backs him against the ropes…Irish whip…Guido goes for the back body drop…FAMEASSER!!! The crowd pops!
Monty: Stay down!
Guido slowly gets up to one knee…
FAMEASSER!!! 1..2..3!!!!
Winner: Bad Ass Monty Time: 2:10 **1/2
In his return to wrestling, Shawn Stasiak lost to Balls Mahoney. This time his opponent will be the Hardcore Icon…Raven!
Raven vs Shawn Stasiak
Stasiak locks up with Raven, but gets caught against the ropes. Raven whips him in, reversal…EVEN FLOW DDT!!! Raven stands and delivers his signature pose…arms out stretched…Stasiak starts to rise…EVENFLOW DDT!!! 1..2..3!!!
Winner: Raven Time: 3:34 **
Stasiak is now 0 and 2 in his return to the squared circle!
XCW Tag Team Championship: The Teamsters vs Masked Confusion
The Teamsters get the upper hand, double teaming their opponents. Despite the early lead, the masked men make a comeback and grab a huge burst of momentum when the Teamsters set them up for the Return to Stunner! Masked Superstar II is lifted up in the flap jack set up…he comes down…headlock and leg scissors! He takes both of the Teamsters over! Leatherface tags in but is not so fortunate! Return to Stunner!!! 1..2..3!
Winners: The Teamsters Time: 19:32 ***1/2
Guido, noticeably frustrated in the locker room, notices he is not alone. Two shadowy figures approach from behind.
Guido: Who the hell are you guys?!?! What do you want?!?!?
Both men, clad in denim and dark t-shirts, pose a menacing force. The first man has slicked black hair. His partner’s head is clean shaven, and he sports a tough tattoo on his bicep. The first man replies…
Thug 1: We want to offer you some assistance.
Guido: What are you talking about?
Thug I: We represent someone who can help you. You see, he is good at making problems go away…if you get my drift. When ever his “friends” have a problem, well, then that problem becomes his problem…and he makes it go away.
Guido: So all I have to do is be his friend? Who is he?
Thug I: Right now it’s best you don’t know. If you agree to be his friend, then there may be a time, and that day may never come, where he will ask a favor of you. At that time he will expect you to show your loyalty to him. Think about it. We’ll be in touch.
Paul Heyman enters the ring. Chants of XCW XCW XCW rain down from the stands!
Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. It is always our first priority to deliver what we advertise, but on rare occasion things occur that are beyond our control. Tonights main event was supposed to be a Three Way match for the XCW Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately, we still have no idea if or when Hardcore Holly will be able to get in the ring again. However, in moments like these I go out of my way to deliver. So with that in mind, there is still going to be a Three Way match tonight. It is still going to be for the XCW Heavyweight Championship, when New Jack defends the title against Jerry Lynn and, the man that you people have been creaming all over the internet for, for the past several months…
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.PAUL ROMA!!!
Joey: Oh my God! It’s really him! He actually looks pretty good, but is he able to get extreme? I guess we are about to find out!
XCW Heavyweight Title 3 Way Dance: New Jack vs Jerry Lynn vs Paul Roma
New Jack and Jerry Lynn trade blows back and forth…Roma climbs to the top rope…they pause long enough to see Roma as he launches himself onto both opponents with a cross body press! Later in the match New Jack comes at Lynn with a clothesline…Lynn with a duck under and a roll-up from behind!!! 1…2…REVERSE!!! New Jack with the roll up 1..2...ROMA WITH A SUNSET FLIP on New Jack!!! 1..2..kick out!!! Lynn & Roma go at it…New Jack applies the sleeper on Lynn!!! Roma applies the sleeper on New Jack!!! We have a SLEEPER HOLD CHAIN!!! Lynn is fading…he fights back to his feet…drives all three men into the buckle back first! Roma hit’s hard….Lynn is still groggy from the sleeper…New Jack is still coherent! Roma and Lynn both stumble to their feet….NEW JACK LOCKS THEM BOTH UP AND HITS WITH THE DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE DDT!!! 1…2…3!!!
Winner: New Jack Time 18:13 ****1/2
Joey: Ladies and gentlemen, this has got to be a front runner for match of the year candidate!
The event starts out when Little Guido enters the ring.
Guido: “Last week when I came here I didn’t know who I was going to be facing. Mister Monty, you had the upper hand. You had the advantage. This time though I know who you are. I want a chance to prove I am better than you! I am calling you out. Come get a good old fashion New York style ass kicking…if your not too much of a pussy that is!”
“BAD TO THE BONE” screams out in the arena and Bad Ass Monty makes his way down with a smile.
Monty: “Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, seriously…is this what you want?”
Guido delivers a hard open hand slap across Monty’s face!
Crowd: Oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Monty gradually turns back to Guido…without his smile. Guido drops the mic and starts to hammer away on Monty! He backs him against the ropes…Irish whip…Guido goes for the back body drop…FAMEASSER!!! The crowd pops!
Monty: Stay down!
Guido slowly gets up to one knee…
FAMEASSER!!! 1..2..3!!!!
Winner: Bad Ass Monty Time: 2:10 **1/2
In his return to wrestling, Shawn Stasiak lost to Balls Mahoney. This time his opponent will be the Hardcore Icon…Raven!
Raven vs Shawn Stasiak
Stasiak locks up with Raven, but gets caught against the ropes. Raven whips him in, reversal…EVEN FLOW DDT!!! Raven stands and delivers his signature pose…arms out stretched…Stasiak starts to rise…EVENFLOW DDT!!! 1..2..3!!!
Winner: Raven Time: 3:34 **
Stasiak is now 0 and 2 in his return to the squared circle!
XCW Tag Team Championship: The Teamsters vs Masked Confusion
The Teamsters get the upper hand, double teaming their opponents. Despite the early lead, the masked men make a comeback and grab a huge burst of momentum when the Teamsters set them up for the Return to Stunner! Masked Superstar II is lifted up in the flap jack set up…he comes down…headlock and leg scissors! He takes both of the Teamsters over! Leatherface tags in but is not so fortunate! Return to Stunner!!! 1..2..3!
Winners: The Teamsters Time: 19:32 ***1/2
Guido, noticeably frustrated in the locker room, notices he is not alone. Two shadowy figures approach from behind.
Guido: Who the hell are you guys?!?! What do you want?!?!?
Both men, clad in denim and dark t-shirts, pose a menacing force. The first man has slicked black hair. His partner’s head is clean shaven, and he sports a tough tattoo on his bicep. The first man replies…
Thug 1: We want to offer you some assistance.
Guido: What are you talking about?
Thug I: We represent someone who can help you. You see, he is good at making problems go away…if you get my drift. When ever his “friends” have a problem, well, then that problem becomes his problem…and he makes it go away.
Guido: So all I have to do is be his friend? Who is he?
Thug I: Right now it’s best you don’t know. If you agree to be his friend, then there may be a time, and that day may never come, where he will ask a favor of you. At that time he will expect you to show your loyalty to him. Think about it. We’ll be in touch.
Paul Heyman enters the ring. Chants of XCW XCW XCW rain down from the stands!
Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. It is always our first priority to deliver what we advertise, but on rare occasion things occur that are beyond our control. Tonights main event was supposed to be a Three Way match for the XCW Heavyweight Championship. Unfortunately, we still have no idea if or when Hardcore Holly will be able to get in the ring again. However, in moments like these I go out of my way to deliver. So with that in mind, there is still going to be a Three Way match tonight. It is still going to be for the XCW Heavyweight Championship, when New Jack defends the title against Jerry Lynn and, the man that you people have been creaming all over the internet for, for the past several months…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.PAUL ROMA!!!
Joey: Oh my God! It’s really him! He actually looks pretty good, but is he able to get extreme? I guess we are about to find out!
XCW Heavyweight Title 3 Way Dance: New Jack vs Jerry Lynn vs Paul Roma
New Jack and Jerry Lynn trade blows back and forth…Roma climbs to the top rope…they pause long enough to see Roma as he launches himself onto both opponents with a cross body press! Later in the match New Jack comes at Lynn with a clothesline…Lynn with a duck under and a roll-up from behind!!! 1…2…REVERSE!!! New Jack with the roll up 1..2...ROMA WITH A SUNSET FLIP on New Jack!!! 1..2..kick out!!! Lynn & Roma go at it…New Jack applies the sleeper on Lynn!!! Roma applies the sleeper on New Jack!!! We have a SLEEPER HOLD CHAIN!!! Lynn is fading…he fights back to his feet…drives all three men into the buckle back first! Roma hit’s hard….Lynn is still groggy from the sleeper…New Jack is still coherent! Roma and Lynn both stumble to their feet….NEW JACK LOCKS THEM BOTH UP AND HITS WITH THE DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE DDT!!! 1…2…3!!!
Winner: New Jack Time 18:13 ****1/2
Joey: Ladies and gentlemen, this has got to be a front runner for match of the year candidate!