Post by Dale on Apr 2, 2010 8:01:08 GMT -5
Ep 3
We open with your host, Joey Styles, standing in the middle of the ring in the world famous Arena in south Philadelphia. The rabid chants of “XCW XCW XCW” reverberate off the walls of the bingo hall as he lifts the microphone and says, “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Arena, and welcome to X..C..W!!!”
Clips of last weeks show set to the familiar “Thunder 65” theme. The Sandman steps out of the shadows… Justin power bombs the Superstar through the time-keepers table!!! Justin drags Superstar on top of another table…LOW BLOW by Superstar! He piledrives Justin through the table…RAVEN RETURNS… SID GETS HIM OFF HIS FEET…OVERHEAD PRESS SLAM…cradle piledriver…New Jack pulls the belt down…we have a new XCW champion!
In the ring Joey addresses the audience.
Joey: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of XCW! At this time I would like to introduce to you the man, who last week made everyone take notice, when he became the first ever XCW heavyweight champion…this is New Jack!
“Natural Born Killaz” blares out in the arena as the ghetto’s baddest bad boy makes his way to the ring, with the belt slung by his side.
New Jack: So listen up…there wuz six of us mo fo’s fightin’ for the XCW championship…an I know I was not one of the favorites to win it…but check dis shit. (He raises the belt in the air to an overwhelming reception) Now years ago…when we had another company in here…dat started all this hardcore shit…we had a champ that actually called hiz self “Da Franchise.” Can you believe dat shit? But as much as he prided himself on his wrestling, it was a cane wielding muther &$%& that took dat belt and defended it for nearly a year. It was da Sandman dat proved dat dis is about bein a Hardcore Champion!
Joey: I’ve known you for more than a decade. Hell I remember when you and Mustafa made your first appearance in this building. Did you ever think you were going to be the person carrying the flagship title for the company you were in?
New Jack: Joey, I never set no limits for myself. There are dings I have done in my life dat I have paid a price for, but alls dey did wuz make me stronger. I might not be able to be President of da United States…hell…I can’t even vote for one. I’m never going to be doing drop toe holds an wrist locks…but one thing I can sure as hell do…an dats fight. Dis belt proves dat!
Joey: Have you given any thought to who your first opponent will be?
MUSIC BLARES ONCE AGAIN AND THROUGH THE CURTAINS COMES…JUSTIN CREDIBLE.
Justin: You think you’ve paid your dues do you? Well let me tell you something my friend. You haven’t even started to pay your dues. You see if you thought winning the title was tough…wait til you see what it takes to keep it.
New Jack: Scuz me cuz, but ain’t you da bitch dat lost his title match last week?
Justin: Very funny. Let’s see if you keep that sense of humor…when I take that belt from you!
New Jack: Oh you want a piece of dis? Aight foo. You an me…tonigh! And I am gonna give you da ass whoopin yo momma shoulda give you a long time ago!
Justin turns and leaves with a satisfied look on his face.
Commercial
Shawn Stasiak vs Balls Mahoney
Stasiak works off years of ring rust. Starts to get into the groove and puts Balls through a table! “There is something that bothers me about calling a match where one guys is known as ‘Meat’ and the other is ‘Balls.’” Stasiak has Balls down…1…2…he yanks him up! Mahoney gets the advantage…hits with a superkick! Stasiak slowly getting up…but Balls nails him with the New Jersey Leg Jam!!! 1..2..3!!! A fast count but he gets the win and spoils the debut of Stasiak!
Winner: Balls Mahoney Time: 20:10 **1/2
We return from break to a pre-recorded segment with Raven, sitting alone in a dark area of what we presume is a storage area in the main Arena. Surrounded by boxes and wooden skids…he leans forward and addresses one person.
Raven: When Paul Heyman called me to say he wanted me to come in and wrestle for a new company he was starting, I didn’t have to think about it. I didn’t have to say, ‘well, let me discuss it with my wife first.’ I also knew that with any promotion Paul was in charge of, there were going to be inherent risks. So when he offered me the spot in the Stairway to Hell match for the championship, I said sure…why not? I knew I might be wrestling my last match that night. I knew how dangerous it was going to be. Guys got hurt. None of us will ever be the same, but unfortunately for you Bob Holly, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It wasn’t my intention to do any permanent damage to you, but it looks like that is how things worked out. Right now what I know is you took 24 stitches and suffered a grade 2 concussion. Now this is the part where most people say ‘I’m sorry’ but the truth is, I’m not. The same way I knew the risk, so did you. It sucks that it had to happen…but what’s done is done. My mission is simple. I will be the XCW champion. Unlike TNA, that would bring me in just to burry me in a clueless mess, here I control my destiny. I will never again be a mid card filler for someone else. My pain is still unhealed. My scars are still visible. My trauma is still unsettled. But soon…all of that will come to pass…and once again I will be a champion. Quote the Raven…never more.
Joey: Well ladies and gentlemen what I can tell you is that the word I have received is that Hardcore Holly will be out of action for anywhere from 3 to 5 weeks while his wounds heal. He took a devastating shot with that ladder last week. If you missed it we have a replay of just what happened.
VIDEO CLIP OF THE INCIDENT
XCW Tag Team Championship
The Teamsters © vs Nightmares Inc w/ Big Daddy Dink
Both teams enjoy a lot of double team action. The match spills out onto the floor and back into the ring. Leatherface takes the brunt of the damage and needs to tag out! He is sent to the ropes…RETURN TO STUNNER!!! 1..2..SAVE MADE by Jason! Garcia is now in the ring with Jason…sends the nightmare into the buckle and follows him in…catches a big boot! Garcia is down…Jason goes up…HORROR SPLASH! 1..2..SAVE MADE by Jamal!!! Leatherface is back in…double team on Garcia. Garcia tries to make a tag…but Big Daddy Dink distracts Jamal! Garcia rolls under the clothesline attempt…dives…and MAKES THE HOT TAG! Jamal comes in with a parcel in hand…SMASHES IT OVER LEATHERFACES HEAD! 1..2..3!!!!
Winners: The Teamsters Time: 22:36 ***
Commercial
Announcer: And now it is time for our main event. Entering the ring at this time he is the challenger for the XCW Heavyweight Championship…this is Justin Credible!!! And his opponent…he is the newly crowned XCW Heavyweight Champion…this is New Jack!!!
Joey: I have seen New Jack wrestle in so many matches over the years but never once where he was the defending champion! I will be curious to see if he is going to stick with what brought him to the dance or if he is actually going to try to incorporate some sort of strategy as the champion. Of course the burden is still on Justin Credible. He has to beat New Jack. New Jack can conceivably lose and still retain the title.
XCW Heavyweight Championship: New Jack © vs Justin Credible
New Jack hits the ring and nails Justin with the garbage can to start the match! Right away this match becomes a game of one upsmanship! New Jack nails the Spicolli Driver! He celebrates…turns around…boot to gut…Piledriver by Justin! He celebrates…turns around…spinebuster by New Jack!!! He jumps up to the second rope and plays to the crowd! Turns around…Justin with the superkick…CAUGHT by New Jack!!! He holds Justin’s leg high…looks to the crowd…huge pop…he delivers the field goal kick right between the uprights!!! Oh my God!!! XCW XCW XCW XCW! New Jack sets him up on the table…goes to the top rope…SUICIDE JUMP THROUGH THE TABLE! 1..2..3!!!
Winner: New Jack Time: 12:45 ****
We open with your host, Joey Styles, standing in the middle of the ring in the world famous Arena in south Philadelphia. The rabid chants of “XCW XCW XCW” reverberate off the walls of the bingo hall as he lifts the microphone and says, “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Arena, and welcome to X..C..W!!!”
Clips of last weeks show set to the familiar “Thunder 65” theme. The Sandman steps out of the shadows… Justin power bombs the Superstar through the time-keepers table!!! Justin drags Superstar on top of another table…LOW BLOW by Superstar! He piledrives Justin through the table…RAVEN RETURNS… SID GETS HIM OFF HIS FEET…OVERHEAD PRESS SLAM…cradle piledriver…New Jack pulls the belt down…we have a new XCW champion!
In the ring Joey addresses the audience.
Joey: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of XCW! At this time I would like to introduce to you the man, who last week made everyone take notice, when he became the first ever XCW heavyweight champion…this is New Jack!
“Natural Born Killaz” blares out in the arena as the ghetto’s baddest bad boy makes his way to the ring, with the belt slung by his side.
New Jack: So listen up…there wuz six of us mo fo’s fightin’ for the XCW championship…an I know I was not one of the favorites to win it…but check dis shit. (He raises the belt in the air to an overwhelming reception) Now years ago…when we had another company in here…dat started all this hardcore shit…we had a champ that actually called hiz self “Da Franchise.” Can you believe dat shit? But as much as he prided himself on his wrestling, it was a cane wielding muther &$%& that took dat belt and defended it for nearly a year. It was da Sandman dat proved dat dis is about bein a Hardcore Champion!
Joey: I’ve known you for more than a decade. Hell I remember when you and Mustafa made your first appearance in this building. Did you ever think you were going to be the person carrying the flagship title for the company you were in?
New Jack: Joey, I never set no limits for myself. There are dings I have done in my life dat I have paid a price for, but alls dey did wuz make me stronger. I might not be able to be President of da United States…hell…I can’t even vote for one. I’m never going to be doing drop toe holds an wrist locks…but one thing I can sure as hell do…an dats fight. Dis belt proves dat!
Joey: Have you given any thought to who your first opponent will be?
MUSIC BLARES ONCE AGAIN AND THROUGH THE CURTAINS COMES…JUSTIN CREDIBLE.
Justin: You think you’ve paid your dues do you? Well let me tell you something my friend. You haven’t even started to pay your dues. You see if you thought winning the title was tough…wait til you see what it takes to keep it.
New Jack: Scuz me cuz, but ain’t you da bitch dat lost his title match last week?
Justin: Very funny. Let’s see if you keep that sense of humor…when I take that belt from you!
New Jack: Oh you want a piece of dis? Aight foo. You an me…tonigh! And I am gonna give you da ass whoopin yo momma shoulda give you a long time ago!
Justin turns and leaves with a satisfied look on his face.
Commercial
Shawn Stasiak vs Balls Mahoney
Stasiak works off years of ring rust. Starts to get into the groove and puts Balls through a table! “There is something that bothers me about calling a match where one guys is known as ‘Meat’ and the other is ‘Balls.’” Stasiak has Balls down…1…2…he yanks him up! Mahoney gets the advantage…hits with a superkick! Stasiak slowly getting up…but Balls nails him with the New Jersey Leg Jam!!! 1..2..3!!! A fast count but he gets the win and spoils the debut of Stasiak!
Winner: Balls Mahoney Time: 20:10 **1/2
We return from break to a pre-recorded segment with Raven, sitting alone in a dark area of what we presume is a storage area in the main Arena. Surrounded by boxes and wooden skids…he leans forward and addresses one person.
Raven: When Paul Heyman called me to say he wanted me to come in and wrestle for a new company he was starting, I didn’t have to think about it. I didn’t have to say, ‘well, let me discuss it with my wife first.’ I also knew that with any promotion Paul was in charge of, there were going to be inherent risks. So when he offered me the spot in the Stairway to Hell match for the championship, I said sure…why not? I knew I might be wrestling my last match that night. I knew how dangerous it was going to be. Guys got hurt. None of us will ever be the same, but unfortunately for you Bob Holly, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It wasn’t my intention to do any permanent damage to you, but it looks like that is how things worked out. Right now what I know is you took 24 stitches and suffered a grade 2 concussion. Now this is the part where most people say ‘I’m sorry’ but the truth is, I’m not. The same way I knew the risk, so did you. It sucks that it had to happen…but what’s done is done. My mission is simple. I will be the XCW champion. Unlike TNA, that would bring me in just to burry me in a clueless mess, here I control my destiny. I will never again be a mid card filler for someone else. My pain is still unhealed. My scars are still visible. My trauma is still unsettled. But soon…all of that will come to pass…and once again I will be a champion. Quote the Raven…never more.
Joey: Well ladies and gentlemen what I can tell you is that the word I have received is that Hardcore Holly will be out of action for anywhere from 3 to 5 weeks while his wounds heal. He took a devastating shot with that ladder last week. If you missed it we have a replay of just what happened.
VIDEO CLIP OF THE INCIDENT
XCW Tag Team Championship
The Teamsters © vs Nightmares Inc w/ Big Daddy Dink
Both teams enjoy a lot of double team action. The match spills out onto the floor and back into the ring. Leatherface takes the brunt of the damage and needs to tag out! He is sent to the ropes…RETURN TO STUNNER!!! 1..2..SAVE MADE by Jason! Garcia is now in the ring with Jason…sends the nightmare into the buckle and follows him in…catches a big boot! Garcia is down…Jason goes up…HORROR SPLASH! 1..2..SAVE MADE by Jamal!!! Leatherface is back in…double team on Garcia. Garcia tries to make a tag…but Big Daddy Dink distracts Jamal! Garcia rolls under the clothesline attempt…dives…and MAKES THE HOT TAG! Jamal comes in with a parcel in hand…SMASHES IT OVER LEATHERFACES HEAD! 1..2..3!!!!
Winners: The Teamsters Time: 22:36 ***
Commercial
Announcer: And now it is time for our main event. Entering the ring at this time he is the challenger for the XCW Heavyweight Championship…this is Justin Credible!!! And his opponent…he is the newly crowned XCW Heavyweight Champion…this is New Jack!!!
Joey: I have seen New Jack wrestle in so many matches over the years but never once where he was the defending champion! I will be curious to see if he is going to stick with what brought him to the dance or if he is actually going to try to incorporate some sort of strategy as the champion. Of course the burden is still on Justin Credible. He has to beat New Jack. New Jack can conceivably lose and still retain the title.
XCW Heavyweight Championship: New Jack © vs Justin Credible
New Jack hits the ring and nails Justin with the garbage can to start the match! Right away this match becomes a game of one upsmanship! New Jack nails the Spicolli Driver! He celebrates…turns around…boot to gut…Piledriver by Justin! He celebrates…turns around…spinebuster by New Jack!!! He jumps up to the second rope and plays to the crowd! Turns around…Justin with the superkick…CAUGHT by New Jack!!! He holds Justin’s leg high…looks to the crowd…huge pop…he delivers the field goal kick right between the uprights!!! Oh my God!!! XCW XCW XCW XCW! New Jack sets him up on the table…goes to the top rope…SUICIDE JUMP THROUGH THE TABLE! 1..2..3!!!
Winner: New Jack Time: 12:45 ****