Post by Dale on Mar 21, 2010 16:23:58 GMT -5
XCW Ep 2
We open with your host, Joey Styles, standing in the middle of the ring in the world famous Arena in south Philadelphia. The rabid chants of “XCW XCW XCW” reverberate off the walls of the bingo hall as he lifts the microphone and says, “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Arena, and welcome to X..C..W!!!”
The shows opening segment shows highlights of last weeks action set to the familiar sounds of “Thunder Kiss 65’.” Shots of Nightmares Inc entering the ring are eclipsed by visions of Jerry Lynn and The Teamsters nailing their finsiher, Return to Sender! The segment ends with the host proclaiming, “This is extreme!”
Back in the ring Joey addresses the crowd, “They say that you never forget your first. Well tonight will be a night of firsts. Tonight we will be crowning the first XCW Television Champion, the first XCW Tag Team Champions, and the first XCW Heavyweight Champion. Unlike other organizations that make promises that they don’t keep, we will be seeing winners and losers tonight.
Our esteemed leader, Paul Heyman, has been working hard when it comes to signing new talent to the XCW roster and tonight I would like to introduce to you the latest acquisition for XCW. Joining me in the ring at this time is the newest member of XCW…Shawn Staisiak!”
The man known as “Meat” in the past enters the ring area to a mixed reaction from the hardcore audience.
Styles: Mr. Staisiak, welcome to the XCW. I know you have taken some time off from the sport to pursue another profession, so what brings you back now, and why XCW?
Staisiak: That’s a very simple question to answer. When I left wrestling I did so knowing I never reached my full potential. I’ve had the bug to get back in the ring for some time now, and when I heard that Paul was starting up a new company I knew this was my chance. He has a way of getting the best out of guys and that is what I wanted.
Styles: Now correct me if I’m wrong, but the Hardcore style is something that you have never had to adapt to before? How do you think you will handle the change?
Staisiak: It’s very simple Joey. These guys are used to a hardcore world, but I will be booking them a one way ticket to Planet Staisiak!
Styles: That is something we will look forward to seeing in the near future! When we return…the XCW Tag Team Titles are on the line!
Commercial Break
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. The opening contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the XCW Tag Team Championship! Entering the ring area at this time, led by their CEO of Nightmares Incorporated, Jason & Leatherface, Nightmare Inc! And their opponents, from the Local Union Hall 389, Hector Garcia & Jamal Robinson, The Teamsters!
Teamsters vs Nightmares Inc. XCW Tag Team Championship
The former postal workers jump Jason before the bell! They continue the double team as the referee starts the match. Jason takes a shot and nails Jamal…he turns…FACE OF MACE by Hector Garcia! Roll-up….1…2…3!!!
Winners: The Teamsters Time: 3:10 **
The cameras cut backstage where Heyman is in a small office when suddenly the door bursts open. Standing in the doorway is Big Daddy V!
BDV: What are you trying to pull Heyman?!?!
Paulie: Whatever do you mean?
BDV: Don’t act smart with me. You know what I mean. You told me I was getting a title shot this week…then you book me in a ladder match?
Paulie: I booked you in a title match. It just happens to be a Stairway to Hell match. You have a chance to win the XCW Championship and you want to bitch to me? Seriously? You strong armed me last week to get a shot, I give you one and you want to bitch?
BDV: You better watch your mouth, or I’ll finish what I started last week…little man!
Paulie: You know, it’s funny you mention that. Last week you made me realize that in my effort to get this company off the ground, I’ve overlooked some details. One of them is security. So right after the last show I made a call to an old friend.
BDV: You better start calling an ambulance…YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT!
*The door slams shut behind Big Daddy V and a figure steps out of the shadow, with bleach blonde hair and wielding a 4 foot kendo stick…ENTER THE SANDMAN!
Big Daddy looks over his shoulder at the Sandman who steps towards the mammoth problem at hand.
Sandman: Is there a problem? (He takes a long drag on his cigarette before blowing the vapor into BDV’s face.)
BDV: We’ll see. (BDV turns and exits the room.)
Justin Credible vs Masked Superstar II XCW Television Championship
Both men trade blows early on. Masked Superstar begins to gain the advantage…he gets the Cobra Clutch on Justin!!! He may be fading!!! Justin moving towards the ropes but in XCW a rope break ain’t happening. He jumps over the top rope, taking the Superstar out with him! The two men are on the floor! Justin poewrbombs the Superstar through the time-keepers table!!! Justin drags Superstar on top of another table…LOW BLOW by Superstar! He piledrives Justin through the table! Both men make their way back into the ring. Superstar enters first and nails Justin with a Cannon Line as he enters the ring! 1…2…3!!!
Winner: Masked Superstar II time: 19:21 ***
Styles: We have crowned two of the three champions here tonight. In our main event, the XCW Heavyweight Title will be decided when 6 men get in the ring for a Stairway to hell match. The rules are simple. To be the champion you will have to get the belt down from above the ring. Pin falls and submissions are in effect. If a man is pinned or made to submit he is eliminated from the match and must return to the back. So while we will start with 6 men, we may finish with only one…but in the end, either way, there can only be one champion! And now it’s time to see which six contenders Paul Heyman has selected to be in this match…
Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen it is now time for the main event of the evening. The following match is a Stairway to Hell match for the XCW heavyweight championship! 6 men will be battling to be the first to secure a ladder and climb to the XCW Championship belt. The winner will be the first man to retrieve the title.
Entering the ring at this time, weighing in at 487 pounds…Big Daddy “V”. And his opponents, weighing in at 232 pounds….Jerry Lynn! And their opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, Newjack!!! And their opponent, weighing in at 248 pounds…Hardcore Holly!! And their opponent, he returns to the Arena after a long absence…the Hardcore Icon…RAVEN!!!
Styles: And for the first time tonight…OH MY GOD!!!
Announcer: And their opponent, weighing in at 287 pounds…he is a former World Heavyweight Champion…PSYCHOOOOOOOO SID!!!!
STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH for the XCW Heavyweight Championship
Big Daddy V vs Jerry Lynn vs Hardcore Holly vs Newjack vs Raven vs Sid Vicious
Heyman has pulled out all the stops! We have not seen Sid Vicious in the ring in many years. My last memory of seeing Sid was when his leg snapped in half on live television. It’s safe to say that it is as healed as it can be this many years later, but what does the big man have left in him?
The six men go at it and the brawl is on! Newjack is the first man to attempt the climb…but Big Daddy V knocks the ladder over sending him crashing to the mat. Hardcore Holly clears the ring with the ladder and attempts to ascend to the title…but Raven is there with a barbed wire bat! He drives the bat across the head of Holly and he is sent crashing to the mat! The blood is flowing!!! Sid sends the ladder crashing and Raven spills out of the ring. The only two men standing are Sid and Big Daddy V! The two men lock eyes on each other…the other participants just look on…Sid hits the ropes…shoulder block and BDV doesn’t move! Big Daddy hits the ropes…shoulder block barely moves Sid. The crowd is reaching a climax! BDV hits the ropes again…SID GETS HIM OFF HIS FEET…OVERHEAD PRESS SLAM!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!! XCW XCW XCW XCW! BDV gets back to his feet…Jerry Lynn has him…NO WAY…PILEDRIVER ATTEMPT…CAN HE DO IT? YES!!! CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!! 1…2…3!!! Big Daddy V is the first man eliminated at 8:32. Sid climbs the ladder…he is almost there! Newjack catches him…rams his head into the top of the ladder! What’s he doing? Newjack…POWERBOMBS SID OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH A TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! He covers Sid…1…2…HE KICKS OUT! Newjack attempts to go after the belt…he’s up…he has it…NO! Lynn dropkicks him off the ladder! And now Raven sets the ladder across the bottom rope half in and half out of the ring…Hardcore Holly comes after Raven and grabs him from behind…mule kick to the balls and Holly is dazed! Raven slingshots himself over the top rope…comes down on the ladder and catapults it…INTO THE FACE OF HARDCORE HOLLY!!!
CROWD: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
Holly is a bloody mess and he is not moving! The referee is calling for the medics! Holly’s night is over! We are down to four men. Sid and Jerry Lynn are going at it but Sid is still suffering the results of the big bump he took earlier. He’s no longer fighting to win he is fighting to survive! Newjack has Raven down…lays him on the ladder…he has a steel chair…CON-CHAIR-TO ON THE LADDER!!! Newjack sets the ladder up again…he climbs…Lynn and Sid are battling on the floor…Newjack is inches away…HE HAS THE BELT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! NEWJACK IS THE XCW CHAMPION!
Winner and new XCW Champion: Newjack Time: 15:42 *****
Joey: What a night it has been! Ladies & gentlemen we have new champions everywhere you look. We want to thank you for joining us tonight for XCW action. Tonight we put this company on the map!. Tonight we proved hardcore still rules! Tonight we proved that if you want in your face kick ass wrestling that takes no prisoners…X MARKS THE SPOT!
CROWD: XCW XCW XCW XCW XCW XCW
Fade to black…
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We open with your host, Joey Styles, standing in the middle of the ring in the world famous Arena in south Philadelphia. The rabid chants of “XCW XCW XCW” reverberate off the walls of the bingo hall as he lifts the microphone and says, “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Arena, and welcome to X..C..W!!!”
The shows opening segment shows highlights of last weeks action set to the familiar sounds of “Thunder Kiss 65’.” Shots of Nightmares Inc entering the ring are eclipsed by visions of Jerry Lynn and The Teamsters nailing their finsiher, Return to Sender! The segment ends with the host proclaiming, “This is extreme!”
Back in the ring Joey addresses the crowd, “They say that you never forget your first. Well tonight will be a night of firsts. Tonight we will be crowning the first XCW Television Champion, the first XCW Tag Team Champions, and the first XCW Heavyweight Champion. Unlike other organizations that make promises that they don’t keep, we will be seeing winners and losers tonight.
Our esteemed leader, Paul Heyman, has been working hard when it comes to signing new talent to the XCW roster and tonight I would like to introduce to you the latest acquisition for XCW. Joining me in the ring at this time is the newest member of XCW…Shawn Staisiak!”
The man known as “Meat” in the past enters the ring area to a mixed reaction from the hardcore audience.
Styles: Mr. Staisiak, welcome to the XCW. I know you have taken some time off from the sport to pursue another profession, so what brings you back now, and why XCW?
Staisiak: That’s a very simple question to answer. When I left wrestling I did so knowing I never reached my full potential. I’ve had the bug to get back in the ring for some time now, and when I heard that Paul was starting up a new company I knew this was my chance. He has a way of getting the best out of guys and that is what I wanted.
Styles: Now correct me if I’m wrong, but the Hardcore style is something that you have never had to adapt to before? How do you think you will handle the change?
Staisiak: It’s very simple Joey. These guys are used to a hardcore world, but I will be booking them a one way ticket to Planet Staisiak!
Styles: That is something we will look forward to seeing in the near future! When we return…the XCW Tag Team Titles are on the line!
Commercial Break
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. The opening contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the XCW Tag Team Championship! Entering the ring area at this time, led by their CEO of Nightmares Incorporated, Jason & Leatherface, Nightmare Inc! And their opponents, from the Local Union Hall 389, Hector Garcia & Jamal Robinson, The Teamsters!
Teamsters vs Nightmares Inc. XCW Tag Team Championship
The former postal workers jump Jason before the bell! They continue the double team as the referee starts the match. Jason takes a shot and nails Jamal…he turns…FACE OF MACE by Hector Garcia! Roll-up….1…2…3!!!
Winners: The Teamsters Time: 3:10 **
The cameras cut backstage where Heyman is in a small office when suddenly the door bursts open. Standing in the doorway is Big Daddy V!
BDV: What are you trying to pull Heyman?!?!
Paulie: Whatever do you mean?
BDV: Don’t act smart with me. You know what I mean. You told me I was getting a title shot this week…then you book me in a ladder match?
Paulie: I booked you in a title match. It just happens to be a Stairway to Hell match. You have a chance to win the XCW Championship and you want to bitch to me? Seriously? You strong armed me last week to get a shot, I give you one and you want to bitch?
BDV: You better watch your mouth, or I’ll finish what I started last week…little man!
Paulie: You know, it’s funny you mention that. Last week you made me realize that in my effort to get this company off the ground, I’ve overlooked some details. One of them is security. So right after the last show I made a call to an old friend.
BDV: You better start calling an ambulance…YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT!
*The door slams shut behind Big Daddy V and a figure steps out of the shadow, with bleach blonde hair and wielding a 4 foot kendo stick…ENTER THE SANDMAN!
Big Daddy looks over his shoulder at the Sandman who steps towards the mammoth problem at hand.
Sandman: Is there a problem? (He takes a long drag on his cigarette before blowing the vapor into BDV’s face.)
BDV: We’ll see. (BDV turns and exits the room.)
Justin Credible vs Masked Superstar II XCW Television Championship
Both men trade blows early on. Masked Superstar begins to gain the advantage…he gets the Cobra Clutch on Justin!!! He may be fading!!! Justin moving towards the ropes but in XCW a rope break ain’t happening. He jumps over the top rope, taking the Superstar out with him! The two men are on the floor! Justin poewrbombs the Superstar through the time-keepers table!!! Justin drags Superstar on top of another table…LOW BLOW by Superstar! He piledrives Justin through the table! Both men make their way back into the ring. Superstar enters first and nails Justin with a Cannon Line as he enters the ring! 1…2…3!!!
Winner: Masked Superstar II time: 19:21 ***
Styles: We have crowned two of the three champions here tonight. In our main event, the XCW Heavyweight Title will be decided when 6 men get in the ring for a Stairway to hell match. The rules are simple. To be the champion you will have to get the belt down from above the ring. Pin falls and submissions are in effect. If a man is pinned or made to submit he is eliminated from the match and must return to the back. So while we will start with 6 men, we may finish with only one…but in the end, either way, there can only be one champion! And now it’s time to see which six contenders Paul Heyman has selected to be in this match…
Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen it is now time for the main event of the evening. The following match is a Stairway to Hell match for the XCW heavyweight championship! 6 men will be battling to be the first to secure a ladder and climb to the XCW Championship belt. The winner will be the first man to retrieve the title.
Entering the ring at this time, weighing in at 487 pounds…Big Daddy “V”. And his opponents, weighing in at 232 pounds….Jerry Lynn! And their opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, Newjack!!! And their opponent, weighing in at 248 pounds…Hardcore Holly!! And their opponent, he returns to the Arena after a long absence…the Hardcore Icon…RAVEN!!!
Styles: And for the first time tonight…OH MY GOD!!!
Announcer: And their opponent, weighing in at 287 pounds…he is a former World Heavyweight Champion…PSYCHOOOOOOOO SID!!!!
STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH for the XCW Heavyweight Championship
Big Daddy V vs Jerry Lynn vs Hardcore Holly vs Newjack vs Raven vs Sid Vicious
Heyman has pulled out all the stops! We have not seen Sid Vicious in the ring in many years. My last memory of seeing Sid was when his leg snapped in half on live television. It’s safe to say that it is as healed as it can be this many years later, but what does the big man have left in him?
The six men go at it and the brawl is on! Newjack is the first man to attempt the climb…but Big Daddy V knocks the ladder over sending him crashing to the mat. Hardcore Holly clears the ring with the ladder and attempts to ascend to the title…but Raven is there with a barbed wire bat! He drives the bat across the head of Holly and he is sent crashing to the mat! The blood is flowing!!! Sid sends the ladder crashing and Raven spills out of the ring. The only two men standing are Sid and Big Daddy V! The two men lock eyes on each other…the other participants just look on…Sid hits the ropes…shoulder block and BDV doesn’t move! Big Daddy hits the ropes…shoulder block barely moves Sid. The crowd is reaching a climax! BDV hits the ropes again…SID GETS HIM OFF HIS FEET…OVERHEAD PRESS SLAM!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!! XCW XCW XCW XCW! BDV gets back to his feet…Jerry Lynn has him…NO WAY…PILEDRIVER ATTEMPT…CAN HE DO IT? YES!!! CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!! 1…2…3!!! Big Daddy V is the first man eliminated at 8:32. Sid climbs the ladder…he is almost there! Newjack catches him…rams his head into the top of the ladder! What’s he doing? Newjack…POWERBOMBS SID OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH A TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! He covers Sid…1…2…HE KICKS OUT! Newjack attempts to go after the belt…he’s up…he has it…NO! Lynn dropkicks him off the ladder! And now Raven sets the ladder across the bottom rope half in and half out of the ring…Hardcore Holly comes after Raven and grabs him from behind…mule kick to the balls and Holly is dazed! Raven slingshots himself over the top rope…comes down on the ladder and catapults it…INTO THE FACE OF HARDCORE HOLLY!!!
CROWD: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
Holly is a bloody mess and he is not moving! The referee is calling for the medics! Holly’s night is over! We are down to four men. Sid and Jerry Lynn are going at it but Sid is still suffering the results of the big bump he took earlier. He’s no longer fighting to win he is fighting to survive! Newjack has Raven down…lays him on the ladder…he has a steel chair…CON-CHAIR-TO ON THE LADDER!!! Newjack sets the ladder up again…he climbs…Lynn and Sid are battling on the floor…Newjack is inches away…HE HAS THE BELT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! NEWJACK IS THE XCW CHAMPION!
Winner and new XCW Champion: Newjack Time: 15:42 *****
Joey: What a night it has been! Ladies & gentlemen we have new champions everywhere you look. We want to thank you for joining us tonight for XCW action. Tonight we put this company on the map!. Tonight we proved hardcore still rules! Tonight we proved that if you want in your face kick ass wrestling that takes no prisoners…X MARKS THE SPOT!
CROWD: XCW XCW XCW XCW XCW XCW
Fade to black…
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