Post by Dale on Sept 25, 2009 12:02:58 GMT -5
Your hosts are Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler
JR: We are live from Houston Texas! This week on WWE Adrenalin we have a main event that fans will be talking about for years to come!
JL: That may be the biggest understatement in the history of the WWE JR, because tonight we are going to be seeing a dream match when Randy Orton and Legacy face off against DX & Batista!
JR: But right now lets get to our opening match which is for the Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship.
Intercontinental Championship
Kofi Kingston (C) vs Dolf Ziggler
- Both men feel each other out in the beginning, trading arm drags and standard slams.
- Kofi connects with an overhead cross knee gut buster!
- He applies a reverse leg lock.
- Bulldog by Mr. Ziggles
- Zggler with a hurracanrana in the ropes...break.
- Both men go for dropkicks at the same time...no one connects!
- Kofi with a Frankensteiner whip...moonsault pin...1...2...3!!!
Winner and still ICC: Kofi Kingston 13:50
JL: Wow JR. Kofi retains his title once again!
JR: Indeed he does, but Ziggler doesn't seem to be too happy about it.
- Kofi climbs the ropes and hoists the belt when...
JR: Oh my gawd!!! Ziggler just caught Kofi with his patented Free Fall Drop off the second rope!!!
JL: This is not looking good for Kofi JR!
JR: Ziggler is stalking a dazed Kofi from behind...Kingston is in trouble...OH MAN!!!
JL: He hit him with it again!!!!
JR: This is ridiculous! Someone has to come out here and do something!!!
JL: Kofi is using the ropes to try and pull himself up JR.
JR: Not again! This young mans career may be on the line! Ziggler is preparing to hit him with a third drop....<big pop> Wait just a minute!!!
JL: It's John Morrison!!!
JR: Morrison hits the ring and Ziggler bails out! Morrison points to Ziggler...he wants him in the ring but I don't hink Ziggler wants any part of Morrison!
- Cut to parking lot...DX are getting their gear out of the trunk of their car.
HHH: Ya know something Shawn, tonight we have a chance in one swoop to take out Legacy and Orton...once and for all.
HBK: Ya know Hunter...I'm not getting any younger...but this dog still has some fight left in him. If there was one thing I would like to be able to do before I hang em up it's rid the world of those three.
HHH: Well, they say that if you want to be a good person as a rule of thumb you should try to leave things better than when you found them.
HBK: The WWE Universe without those three...hmmmmm...yup...that would be better!
~Shawn closes the trunk...tires squeal...
HHH: WATCH OUT!!!
A car slams into DX's car sending it into Triple H & Michaels as they are thrown hard across the pavement. The assailant backs up and speeds away...
Triple H and Michaels lay moaning on the floor. WWE officials come running out calling for an ambulance!
- Fade out.
-Return from break to see medics applying neck braces to both members of DX as stretchers are rolled out.
JR: Folks this is about as disturbing as anything i have ever seen in all my years of covering this sport.
JL: I agree JR.
JR: We don't want to jump to any conclusions, but it would seem like the people that would pull something this cold and calculated would be Orton and Legacy.
JL: Not to take away from the severity of this moment JR, but that brings up the question of tonights main event. I mean clearly DX will not be in the ring.
JR: Not likely as we see the paramedics now putting Shawn Michaels on the stretcher...this is horrible. Folks we are going to take another break but we will be back and find out what we are going to do about our main event.
- fade out
- Return from break and we see a stunned arena crowd as they watch the ambulances pull away on the titontron.
JR: Folks I understand we have something going on in the back....we're going to go back and find out what it is..."
- Vince McMahon (crowd boos) pounds on a closed metal door. Finally it opens...and reveals Randy Orton...(HUGE JEERS)
VM: I hope you are proud of yourself!
RKO: Wait just a minute...you don't think I did this?!?
VM: Randy, I've seen you stoop to some low things in the past...but this is a new level even for you!
RKO: Hey...I was in here for the past hour.
VM: And who can vouch for that?
RKO: They can.
- Door opens wider to reveal Legacy
VM: Isn't that great. Covering each others backs! Well it's good you can do that...because tonight that is what you will need more than ever. You see...you didn't just take out your opposition. No...you took out my main event...you took out my family!
RKO: We did nothing...but it's going to be hard to have a main event when 2 of your 3 guys are in the hospital.
VM: Oh there will be a main event. Randy Orton and Legacy will square off with...The Animal Batista and......ME! (crowd pops)
- Orton smiles
VM: For you this may all be about business....for me...it just became personal!
JR: My Gawd we are going to see a handicap match featuring the WWE CEO...next!
MAIN EVENT
Mr. McMahon & Batista vs Orton & Legacy
- Randy Orton and Batista start out.
- McMahon & Batista double team Orton to the floor!
- McMahan hammers Ted DiBiase.
- Figure four by DiBiase on The CEO.
- Tags all around
- Batista sends Cody to the ropes...Animal hits the ropes and comes off with a clothesline...Cody ducks it out!
- Batista with a camel clutch...Cody escapes.
- Batista hammers the back of Rhodes.
- RKO on Batista!!! He kicks out!
- Piledriver and Randy covers again...1...2..save by Vince!
- Legacy double team Animal on the florr.
- DiBiase hoists Batista up while ref clears the ring....Orton nails the RKO 3D style!!! They don't go for the cover!!!
- Cody is caught with a boot to the gut...Batista bomb....NO...Cody rolls it into a small package!!! 1...2...3!!!
Winners: Orton & Legacy 16:19
JR: I don't believe it! Legcay and Orton get the win!
JL: The numbers game was just too much for them to overcome JR.
JR: Mr. McMahon is beside himself. He said "this is not over!"
JL: Fans next week we will expect to have an update on the condition of DX.
JR: And we will see what Mr. McMahon does next to get even with Randy Orton and Legacy!
Hate to do this but to do this storyline any justice we are going to have to move it to the YouTube channel. You will understand when it airs....
JR: We are live from Houston Texas! This week on WWE Adrenalin we have a main event that fans will be talking about for years to come!
JL: That may be the biggest understatement in the history of the WWE JR, because tonight we are going to be seeing a dream match when Randy Orton and Legacy face off against DX & Batista!
JR: But right now lets get to our opening match which is for the Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship.
Intercontinental Championship
Kofi Kingston (C) vs Dolf Ziggler
- Both men feel each other out in the beginning, trading arm drags and standard slams.
- Kofi connects with an overhead cross knee gut buster!
- He applies a reverse leg lock.
- Bulldog by Mr. Ziggles
- Zggler with a hurracanrana in the ropes...break.
- Both men go for dropkicks at the same time...no one connects!
- Kofi with a Frankensteiner whip...moonsault pin...1...2...3!!!
Winner and still ICC: Kofi Kingston 13:50
JL: Wow JR. Kofi retains his title once again!
JR: Indeed he does, but Ziggler doesn't seem to be too happy about it.
- Kofi climbs the ropes and hoists the belt when...
JR: Oh my gawd!!! Ziggler just caught Kofi with his patented Free Fall Drop off the second rope!!!
JL: This is not looking good for Kofi JR!
JR: Ziggler is stalking a dazed Kofi from behind...Kingston is in trouble...OH MAN!!!
JL: He hit him with it again!!!!
JR: This is ridiculous! Someone has to come out here and do something!!!
JL: Kofi is using the ropes to try and pull himself up JR.
JR: Not again! This young mans career may be on the line! Ziggler is preparing to hit him with a third drop....<big pop> Wait just a minute!!!
JL: It's John Morrison!!!
JR: Morrison hits the ring and Ziggler bails out! Morrison points to Ziggler...he wants him in the ring but I don't hink Ziggler wants any part of Morrison!
- Cut to parking lot...DX are getting their gear out of the trunk of their car.
HHH: Ya know something Shawn, tonight we have a chance in one swoop to take out Legacy and Orton...once and for all.
HBK: Ya know Hunter...I'm not getting any younger...but this dog still has some fight left in him. If there was one thing I would like to be able to do before I hang em up it's rid the world of those three.
HHH: Well, they say that if you want to be a good person as a rule of thumb you should try to leave things better than when you found them.
HBK: The WWE Universe without those three...hmmmmm...yup...that would be better!
~Shawn closes the trunk...tires squeal...
HHH: WATCH OUT!!!
A car slams into DX's car sending it into Triple H & Michaels as they are thrown hard across the pavement. The assailant backs up and speeds away...
Triple H and Michaels lay moaning on the floor. WWE officials come running out calling for an ambulance!
- Fade out.
-Return from break to see medics applying neck braces to both members of DX as stretchers are rolled out.
JR: Folks this is about as disturbing as anything i have ever seen in all my years of covering this sport.
JL: I agree JR.
JR: We don't want to jump to any conclusions, but it would seem like the people that would pull something this cold and calculated would be Orton and Legacy.
JL: Not to take away from the severity of this moment JR, but that brings up the question of tonights main event. I mean clearly DX will not be in the ring.
JR: Not likely as we see the paramedics now putting Shawn Michaels on the stretcher...this is horrible. Folks we are going to take another break but we will be back and find out what we are going to do about our main event.
- fade out
- Return from break and we see a stunned arena crowd as they watch the ambulances pull away on the titontron.
JR: Folks I understand we have something going on in the back....we're going to go back and find out what it is..."
- Vince McMahon (crowd boos) pounds on a closed metal door. Finally it opens...and reveals Randy Orton...(HUGE JEERS)
VM: I hope you are proud of yourself!
RKO: Wait just a minute...you don't think I did this?!?
VM: Randy, I've seen you stoop to some low things in the past...but this is a new level even for you!
RKO: Hey...I was in here for the past hour.
VM: And who can vouch for that?
RKO: They can.
- Door opens wider to reveal Legacy
VM: Isn't that great. Covering each others backs! Well it's good you can do that...because tonight that is what you will need more than ever. You see...you didn't just take out your opposition. No...you took out my main event...you took out my family!
RKO: We did nothing...but it's going to be hard to have a main event when 2 of your 3 guys are in the hospital.
VM: Oh there will be a main event. Randy Orton and Legacy will square off with...The Animal Batista and......ME! (crowd pops)
- Orton smiles
VM: For you this may all be about business....for me...it just became personal!
JR: My Gawd we are going to see a handicap match featuring the WWE CEO...next!
MAIN EVENT
Mr. McMahon & Batista vs Orton & Legacy
- Randy Orton and Batista start out.
- McMahon & Batista double team Orton to the floor!
- McMahan hammers Ted DiBiase.
- Figure four by DiBiase on The CEO.
- Tags all around
- Batista sends Cody to the ropes...Animal hits the ropes and comes off with a clothesline...Cody ducks it out!
- Batista with a camel clutch...Cody escapes.
- Batista hammers the back of Rhodes.
- RKO on Batista!!! He kicks out!
- Piledriver and Randy covers again...1...2..save by Vince!
- Legacy double team Animal on the florr.
- DiBiase hoists Batista up while ref clears the ring....Orton nails the RKO 3D style!!! They don't go for the cover!!!
- Cody is caught with a boot to the gut...Batista bomb....NO...Cody rolls it into a small package!!! 1...2...3!!!
Winners: Orton & Legacy 16:19
JR: I don't believe it! Legcay and Orton get the win!
JL: The numbers game was just too much for them to overcome JR.
JR: Mr. McMahon is beside himself. He said "this is not over!"
JL: Fans next week we will expect to have an update on the condition of DX.
JR: And we will see what Mr. McMahon does next to get even with Randy Orton and Legacy!
Hate to do this but to do this storyline any justice we are going to have to move it to the YouTube channel. You will understand when it airs....